I’m deaf. I’m also stupid, ignorant and (according to my wife) practically blind. Well, she asks me “are you blind or something?” enough that I think I need my eye prescription checked again.
But the deaf bit is official, kind of. I’ve long had tinnitus, with a quiet high-pitched noise in the background. It is only intrusive in a very quiet environment, and you quickly come to ignore it. I suspect I also managed to damage my hearing with a bit too much Walkman listening whilst falling asleep at night or working in grotty student jobs as a youngster. Last night, prompted by a BBC News article, I called up the new service offered by charity RNID to test your hearing. They play various 3-digit spoken sequences with varying amounts of background noise, which you enter on your phone keypad. My score, unsurprisingly, came out as “below normal”, although not in the bottom category of “go see your doctor, quick”.
(I guess RNID once stood for Royal National Institute for the Deaf, but royalty has lost its lustre, nationalism is passé, and the deaf are merely comprehension challenged.)
Note that the service is landline only (because of sound quality issues on cellular), and may not be callable from outside the UK (let me know if it is). It’ll cost you money because it is an 0845 number. The “Local rates apply” stuff is a scam I’ve written about before. It should really say “Premium call rates apply” if absolutely truthful.
Nonetheless, it highlights the degree of challenge VoIP faces if it is ever truly to supplant the PSTN. Let’s examine the hurdles we need to jump:
How does VoIP stack up against this challenge? I’ll acknowledge in advance that this example (and the whole purpose of this article) is to pick the most extreme possible case that favours the PSTN.
Now, we can imagine a “Voice 2.0” experience that does exceed that of the PSTN here. For example, the call begins with TV presenter Eammon Holmes slowly reading out instructions. In Voice 2.0, this would be multi-modal (where a display exists) showing the text as spoken. You would be able to review them again. An Eammon avatar might be lip-syncing too, with the text personalised to your name, to keep granny swooning at her daytime TV hero. In my case, I decided the traffic outside was too noisy for a hearing test, and wandered into the kitchen. In doing so, I missed a bit of the prelude. Then 2/3 of the way through the fridge kicked in. No pause button here, folks!
None of this is a criticism of what’s been achieved so far. The PSTN isn’t perfect either — call from a mobile and the test will start regardless, despite the insufficent audio quality — and you won’t know how much you’re being dinged by your mobile operator for calling an 0845 number. But I hope it shows just how long the journey may be.
I look forward to seeing some real progress on it in 2006!
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I tried the RNID number from the Republic of Ireland and it works.
Posted by: at December 22, 2005 01:59 PMMy estimation of Skype has crashed over the last week, having had to conduct a succession of genuinely important conversations over a SkypeOut link to a GSM mobile...not so much poor quality as bee-farting-in-a-jam-jar quiet, mushy, indistinct and jerky. The Falklands admirals all say in their memoirs that a lot of their famously bad relationship during the war was due to trying to discuss serious things over a scrambled satellite link that mashed the voice traffic badly; it's an easy source of bad feeling, and it was for us. It got to the point of begging to conduct the call over a roaming GSM phone instead.
I suspect, having used it under real-pressure circs, that it's an amusing geek toy.
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